In an unprecedented, and what several local specialty merchandise production companies called,
"....stupid idiot Insanity, WHY are you asking us to do this?"
....Seattle Hair Metal Duo Hobosexual, the band that brought you Action Figures, Cassettes (in like 2010 before anyone else was doing it), Metal-Teddy-Ruxpin, and a video with a $%^ing Delorean in it, PRESENTS:
Illegal Sensations (The Movie) ULTIMATE 80s Edition.
Included in this package:
1) ONE 1st Edition (Early 80s Action/Horror Style) VHS Cassette Package. Each Cassette will feature an ACTUAL, WORKING, PLAYABLE, (via VHS VCR) copy of "Illegal Sensations" the movie.
These will look JUST LIKE old school 1980s Highly Coveted "Big Box" VHS Packages,
The graphic art and box design has been meticulously hand painted and setup by Adam Burke to look JUST like the OLD 70s and 80s iconic poster and VHS stylings of years past. These even have simulated edge and corner wear, ...just like finding a copy under your grandma's console TV!
These VHS Packages will come complete with:
CUSTOM, Full COLOR Art and layout care of Adam Burke (front and back) on a beautiful vintage style "Big Box" Cardboard presentation, printed, cut and scored by the professionals at Seattle Repro Graphics, a VINTAGE NOS sourced plastic inner tray, Vintage Sourced Sony Broadcast Quality VHS Cassette with prerecorded movie "Illegal Sensations", Custom Cassette front and side Labels, and YES, a link to a high quality, playable and downloadable DIGITAL version of the video (for viewing on all your boring modern devices).
2) ONE Stereo Cassette Package, complete with terrible cassette recording of "Illegal Sensations," + (Yes, don't worry) a HIGH QUALITY Digital (WAV) Download Copy of "Illegal Sensations" (song only), Limited NOS Hot Green or Hot Pink cassette, Custom Double Sided, Full Color 80s style Insert, and Vintage sourced NOS Black on Clear 80s Cassette Casing.
BEST OF ALL, once we hit COST on these, we're donating ANY PROFITS to Peter Ellenby, local and regional band photographer extraordinaire, who was recently diagnosed with throat cancer, in order to help him and his family with the often outrageous and insane medical bills associated with cancer treatment.
The VHS Package Pre Order goes until 04/16 (Record Store Day), and Will begin shipping the week of 4/18 onward.
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