Blu Ray and Downloads are for suckers. Get with the FUTURE of home entertainment slappy.
With the ULTRA sophistamocated Hobo 2 Super Jet, YOU interact with the enclosed VHS cassette tape, your home television, and your MIND BRAIN's imagination!
Using a quasi futuristic laser communication system, powered by 2AA batteries and 1 9 volt (batteries not included), the Super Jet can actually fire at (and be fired upon) via the enclosed "Battle The Man" VHS cassette tape played back on your VCR & home TV. Gameplay includes a fully animated, 1st person, retro futuristic aerial assault, all set to the face melting rock n roll of Hobosexual.
Your jet beeps with every direct hit! But watch out, if the jet is fired upon and hit 5 times or MORE by the invisible flashes on your television screen, the toy will literally EJECT it's Hobo or Bad Guy pilot. (not recommended for use with Hamsters).
The jet also includes a target practice marker, decals, instructions, and IS capable of additionally battling OTHER Super Jets. So if you and your significant other want to have a lazer battle in your underwear over brunch, this puppy is ready to rock! (Note: 2 jets required for underwear play, 1 jet sold per quantity 1 purchase).
Series 2 is HERE and in an EXTREMELY LIMITED RUN.
These pre packaged figures and vehicles took over 2 years of design collaboration (care of Davin Sprigden and Ben Harwood), 2 months of custom box template fitting and formatting, care of the brilliant folks over at Zebra printing, and an extensive and COMPLETE sourcing of ALL VINTAGE 1980s materials for the figures and vehicles themselves over the entire 2 year work toward completion.
WE HAVE COMPLETED ONLY 4 SETS OF THESE INCREDIBLE FIGURES.
From the massive factory boxed Super Jet, to the sturdy, custom painted Hobo1 Tour Van, EVERY available piece is a 100% authentic custom creation using only vintage stock materials, hand sewn tiny clothing, and dozens of random custom made, and/or vintage weapons and accessories!
The cost to make these was ASTRONOMICAL.
We created a Super Jet that communicates with your television, a custom van with hand cut collapsible stage and PA system, a Hobo Ben, which includes never before heard instrumental recordings on an enclosed USB device from his college years and guitar competition days, a Hobo Jeff with tiny ACTUAL cymbal fragments enclosed in each accessory blister, "The Man", which includes a LITERAL un-smoked cigarillo, "Metrosexual" with his tiny aerosol can of blinding AXE body spray, and a "Shady Club Owner" with a LITERAL stash of $2 tucked into his accessory blister!
They're all here for your viewing (and for those super fans with the cash), purchasing enjoyment.
Enjoy Guys! This was a labor of love, but we're proud to say, WE DID IT!
Includes unlimited streaming of
Hobosexual Action Figures: Hobo 2 Super Jet Radio Spot
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Monolith – Monolith (Gatefold LP)
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Monolith – Monolith (Deluxe Jewel Case, 12 page fold out Poster Insert + Download Card)
$14.99 USD
Hobosexual II – Hobosexual II
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Hobosexual II – Hobosexual II
$12.99 USD
Hobosexual – Hobosexual
$13.98 USD
The Black Camaro Death 7" vinyl – 7" Vinyl — The Black Camaro Death
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Hobo TransAm Mullet Jersey (Black, Heather Grey or Gold Sleeve and Collar Option)
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Hobo TransAm Mullet Jersey (Red, Blue or Pink Sleeve and Collar Option)
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Hobo Lazer Dino Tees!
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Hobo (Traditional) Tees!
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Hobo Jeffin' Eh Tee
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Good Bad Taste – Limited Edition 7' Vinyl Pressing
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Hobosexual: Live From The CCT – Limited Edition Cassette: Hobosexual: Live From The CCT (includes download card)
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ILLEGAL SENSATIONS (The Movie) ULTIMATE 80s Edition VHS and CASSETTE Package..
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Hob O Sexual Series II "Hobo Ben"
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Hob O Sexual Series II "Hobo Jeff"
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Hob O Sexual Series II "Shady Club Owner: With Hammer Pants and $2 Payout""
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Hob O Sexual Series II "The Man: With Recoupable Costs Record Contract"
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Hob O Sexual Series II "Metrosexual: With Blinding Axe Body Spray"
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Hob O Sexual: Hobo 1 Tour Van Playset.
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