Hob O Sexual Series II "Shady Club Owner: With Hammer Pants and $2 Payout""

from Hobosexual

He's shifty, he's shady. He's a real bag of d#$ks, and he WILL SCREW YOUR BAND OVER at night's end.

Shady Club Owner includes a REAL, ACTUAL payout of $2 American Dollars, so you (or your friend in a band) can re live those humiliating gigs over and over!

...and yeah...those are tiny hammer pants you see him wearing...you have NO freakin idea how hard those tiny, stupid pants were to make.

He also comes with custom designed and sewn clothing and accessories, custom designed and printed card front and back, and comes factory sealed, just like the action figures of your 80s childhood!

***Additional enclosed weapons and accessories WILL VARY randomly from figure to figure.***

Series 2 is HERE and in an EXTREMELY LIMITED RUN.

These pre packaged figures and vehicles took over 2 years of design collaboration (care of Davin Sprigden and Ben Harwood), 2 months of custom box template fitting and formatting, care of the brilliant folks over at Zebra printing, and an extensive and COMPLETE sourcing of ALL VINTAGE 1980s materials for the figures and vehicles themselves over the entire 2 year work toward completion.

WE HAVE COMPLETED ONLY 4 SETS OF THESE INCREDIBLE FIGURES.

From the massive factory boxed Super Jet, to the sturdy, custom painted Hobo1 Tour Van, EVERY available piece is a 100% authentic custom creation using only vintage stock materials, hand sewn tiny clothing, and dozens of random custom made, and/or vintage weapons and accessories!

The cost to make these was ASTRONOMICAL.

We created a Super Jet that communicates with your television, a custom van with hand cut collapsible stage and PA system, a Hobo Ben, which includes never before heard instrumental recordings on an enclosed USB device from his college years and guitar competition days, a Hobo Jeff with tiny ACTUAL cymbal fragments enclosed in each accessory blister, "The Man", which includes a LITERAL un-smoked cigarillo, "Metrosexual" with his tiny aerosol can of blinding AXE body spray, and a "Shady Club Owner" with a LITERAL stash of $2 tucked into his accessory blister!

They're all here for your viewing (and for those super fans with the cash), purchasing enjoyment.

Enjoy Guys! This was a labor of love, but we're proud to say, WE DID IT!

Includes unlimited streaming of Hobosexual Action Figures: Series 2: THE BAD GUYS! Radio Spot via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.